Awesome scene. Awesome movie. Can’t get enough Moulin Rouge. It never gets old for me!
listening to "Otis Redding - Merry Christmas, Baby" →
One of my favorite Christmas songs. If it’s not on your iPod, get it on there!
listening to "DIANA ROSS LIVE - GOD BLESS THE CHILD - LADY BILLIE HOLIDAY TRIBUTE" →
Not sure why this song popped into my head tonight, but I love that there’s a Diana Ross version. That’s my girl!
My mom, the comedian, watching the HBO Hall of Fame special
Me: “Oh my God, ZZ Top!” Mom: “Oh my God, what’s she doing there?”
(not a typo)
Then, “He’s definitely using Propecia! Probably Aleve, too. You know he’s got some arthritis.”
listening to "Kill Bill: Vol. 1 - Battle Without Honor or Humanity" →
This should always be the first song in any “makeout mix.” You’re welcome.
listening to "the freshman - the verve pipe" →
Wanna feel old? This song came out 13 years ago.
LYRICS:
Narwhals, Narwhals swimming in the ocean causing a commotion coz they are so awesome.
Narwhals, Narwhals swimming in the ocean pretty big and pretty white they beat a polar bear in a fight
like an underwater unicorn they’ve got a kick-ass facial horn they are the Jedi of the sea they stop cthulhu to eating ye
Narwhals, they are Narwhals, Narwhals just don’t let them touch your balls Narwhals, they are Narwhals, Narwhals inventors of the Shish Kebab
Me: I have 6,000 songs on my iPhone. What do you want to hear?
Gretchen: Do you have holiday songs?
Me: Of course.
Gretchen: Do you have Chipmunks?
Me: Playing Christmas Don't Be Late
Both: <<hysterical laughing>>
Outside the dawn is breaking on the stage that holds our final destiny.
— The Show Must Go On
If they had had Ritalin when I was a kid, I wouldn’t even be here right now.
— Jim Carrey


